If I crawl and fall onto the tracks without an oncoming train to crush me, I won’t die. They ran a series of tests on me. That was the message inscribed on the right side of the screen in the opening shot of episode 6 of The Leftovers, titled "Guest. 2:58 PREVIEW Hold Onto Me (Eternally) [feat. Voices were gone, shifted below the threshold frequency of my hearing. This shit worked. Once it was a kidney drug. "Please shoot me." No, please kill me. The Nov. 30 incident took place about 2 a.m. near the intersection of Indian School Road and 23rd Avenue. By the time I hit the ground, I had a plan. Just Shoot Me! Hours (seemingly) to load each new page, and a fraction of a second to read it. Days of my dislocated shoulder crying for relief. Even though I could see the wall coming at me, I couldn’t make my finger, outstretched to hit the elevator button, move away fast enough and I jammed it against the wall. What I Do. I spoke to God. Days. That’s when the Ambien hit me. Frustrated, I turned the television off. Then I felt a slight pressure in my shoulder as it came in contact with the ground. Sharp sounds like a car horns and trucks bouncing over potholes were low, muddied roars like distant thunder. Hours of increasing strain on my bent ankle. I spent an hour, in my time frame, descending into the subway and running to the platform. Udofia was walking in the middle of the road when the first two officers arrived on scene. The man was armed with a weapon and refused to relinquish it even after he was shot several times by officers. I looked out over the crowded platform during my interminable downward ride. chirped Squirrel Scout Denmother Jane Doe into her pastel pink telephone, twisting the cord around her fingers as she spoke. Just walking out of the medical research suite to the elevator seemed like it took an hour. When I stood up to walk to the bookshelf it felt like my legs barely worked. Someone called 911 and reported a “big guy dancing in the middle of the street” and jumping in front of passing cars. My arms had the same problems as my legs. First gear, clutch in, rev to 4,000 rpms (roughly) and then quickly release clutch and put on break while still giving gas. The Ambien didn’t make me sleepy. Down the first flight of stairs at the metro. Weeks. My arms. Atlanta Black Star is a narrative company. But your body is still constrained by the laws of biomechanics. They threw cheerios in the air and I caught them with chopsticks. Both the textual and visual content are harassing me or someone I know Other reason (please specify shortly) Your email address: Report image. They told me I measured over 250 on the Knopf scale. lift kit, nice big shoes, knobies, bed cover. Then on to the second flight of stairs. He later died after being rushed to an area hospital. “It’ll wear off in a few hours,” they said. I blinked. I eventually landed on my right shoulder. Just reaching one foot in front of me to grab the book took a long time. 1:38 PREVIEW Stunt. Nevertheless, I tried to sleep. The pain in my shoulder still screaming with the intensity of a fresh violent injury. Or at least something to knock me out until it wore off. The effects of the drug were still intensifying. I pitched forwards, my high-speed mind completely unable to control my low-speed body. The ifrst dealer I went into. But given the hours of tedium it would take to go get another book off my bookshelf, just sitting on the couch and reading Churchill was better. Frankly, I hated it. BAM! A faint glow. The ride home was horrible. Shoot me in the temple, aiming slightly downwards. I actually got bored just waiting for my hand to reach the spine of the book. This morning they told me the drug I took was a psychoactive substance intended to accelerate brain function. I misjudged my speed and rammed into the wall by the elevator button at a pretty good speed. A slit of light. $55,000 DEAR GOD! Three were assigned to the agency’s Cactus Park Precinct — with two, three and 13 years of experience, respectively. Years of darkness followed. The pressure grew, bringing increasing pain, for hour upon hour. I picked up the book I was reading – One Hundred Years of Solitude – and finished it. Despite these efforts, I rolled my ankle on the next step. Days. Four more minutes had passed. A hundred articles in my news feed read and just three more minutes done. They were just slow. I crawled off the escalator, enduring days of stupid expressions on the commuters’ faces. If I'm In Love PLEASE SHOOT ME! Sound was already gone, and with my blink, sight was gone as well. In other words, none of the drugs I’ve tested have given me a killer buzz, or mellowed me out, or anything. Sprinting through my open door and into the front hall at full speed was like a slow, relaxing drift down a lazy river. Patterns and faces and colors came and went in my mind’s eye. They gave me a pill at 10:15 and told me to hang out in the waiting room until they called me back for some tests. Death by a headshot, AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, is vastly better than the alternative. Today’s drug was different. Copyright Statement: Unless explicitly stated, all stories published on Creepypasta.com are the property of (and under copyright to) their respective authors, and may not be narrated or performed under any circumstance. Just shoot me now, please. I opened Moby Dick (slowly) and began reading. 1. Someone who will find the man curled under the bench, the man who crawled down the escalator, and kill him as swiftly as possible. A project that spanned decades. It’s not that they were weak. But during the predawn incident, the caller said the man appeared to be high on some kind of drug. The massive slowdown on the stairs was just the beginning of the interaction between the experimental drug and the Ambien. If just getting on all fours was this difficult, I figured that walking or running was completely out of the question. I was given general instructions. My downwards motion seemed to completely freeze. Credit: Peter Frost David (Wattpad • Twitter • Amazon • Reddit). What was taking them so damn long? Before the Ambien kicked in, my perception of time was maybe a few hundred times slower than real-time. Sprinting down the street, dancing and weaving between pedestrians with, what must have looked to them, superhuman dexterity. But in my drug-accelerated hyper-time, it felt like days. Shoot me in the temple, aiming slightly downwards. A contemporary classic, Please Kill Me is the definitive oral history of the most nihilistic of all pop movements. Pain flowed into my brain undiluted by the change in my perception of time. I extracted my phone from my pocket. The laws of physics were the same. After the Ambien took effect, time moved thousands of times slower. 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